Since our time on Earth is so limited, and life is such a precious commodity, why in God's name would anyone spend the enormous amount of time, effort, and bandwidth on such a pointless, fruitless endeavor? That question really cannot be answered here, but we are able to provide some details about the project.

Here's the scariest thing of all: as you get older, time seems to contract. For you younger folks out there: this phenomenon is real and it will take you by surprise. The older you get, the faster time moves. Weeks feel like days, months feel like weeks. I'm not joking. It will happen to you, and when it does it will be terrifying. At some point, you will realize you've used up about 50% of your life, and then the panic sets in. There's no way you can prepare for this, so consider yourself warned.